![]() Dog costumes for Halloween Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash 2004 Halloween Costume Contest Winner Dog O’Lanterns Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dogs Halloween Guard Dog Halloween Horse Halloween Lamp Pumpkin Candy |
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