Halloween Dog

Bare bones pet Halloween costume



Halloween Dog Skeleton

Dog  costumes  for  Halloween

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


2004 Halloween Costume Contest Winner
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29-Jan-2020