![]() Canine Security for Halloween Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween Dogs |
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