Halloween Guard Dog

Dog costumes for Halloween



Halloween Devil Guard Dog

Canine  Security  for  Halloween

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar. - C S Lewis

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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21-Oct-2020