Halloween Guard Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand