Cat Cookie

How Bubba feeds his cat



Cookies for Cats

Chocolate might be bad for dogs but it’s fair game for cats

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Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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30-May-2020