![]() ![]() 14 Carrot Cake Edible gold bars raise household currency standards Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling see also Finance, Food, Illusion, Inspiration & Lottery Sections 2 Carrot Ring Carrot Tug-Of-War Double Your Vision Emotion Stew Feel-Good Story of the Year Gold Finger Seating How To Spot A Rich Guy Mansion Cats Me No Study One Horsepower Car Ready For Rabbits Rich Man’s Hobby The Side Effects of Veganism Three Finger Carrot |
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