![]() First things first in the lion kingdom Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway see also Feminist, Hunting, Relationship & Survivor Sections 3 Stages Of A Man’s Life 4 Stages Of Life A Man’s Life A Woman’s Hands A Woman’s Mind Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Evolution Of Man Female Attraction “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide How Men Think How To Live A Long & Happy Life How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man Husband Day Care Center Husband Mart In Three Pictures Keyboard Wedding Ladies - You “Can” Order Your Perfect Man! Marital Bliss Marital Rating Chart - Husband Marriage Cards Marriage Expectations Mountain Iron Man National Husband Care Program (3.0M) Reaching Out Too Far Real Iron Man Competition Real Man’s Point System Redneck Anniversary Gift Romance Lost Sheer Surprise The Perfect Male The Perfect Man Three Stages of Man Ultimate Breakup Understanding Women Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband When Men Shop For Groceries |
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