Halloween Broomsticks

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown