![]() Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Aging, Halloween & Tombstone Sections Alien Halloween Costume Chair Master Computerholic Costume Ride Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Here Comes Baby Redneck Halloween Waiting For Windows To Boot Worst Halloween Decoration |
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