Halloween Rocking Chair

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Halloween Rocking Chair

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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20-May-2022