Halloween Toilet

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee