![]() Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind see also Bathroom, Halloween, House & Illusion Sections Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Candy Redneck Halloween Tree Pumpkins Worst Halloween Decoration |
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