Orchard Fall

When autumn falls





Fruitarian - one who only eats things that have fallen from a tree and are in fact already dead

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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti


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19-Feb-2020