Ottawa White Smoke

Change of Guard in the Parliament of Canada



When a Pope is selected there is white smoke over the Vatican.
In Ottawa today, white smoke is being seen.
To Liberals: it’s smoke from Harper’s paper shredders working overtime.
To Conservatives: it’s Trudeau legalizing marijuana in Parliament Hill.

Ottawa White Smoke in Ottawa - Trudeau legalizing marijuana

Oct 19, 2015: Liberal Party Leader Justin Trudeau was elected Canada’s new Prime Minister. His Liberal Party won in a landslide, claiming more than half of the seats in parliament and ending Conservative Stephen Harper’s time as Prime Minister.

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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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