Pumpkin Dragon Head

Heading down the pumpkin patch



Pumpkin Dragon Head

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

Any woman who has attempted to slip a credit card into an inch-deep trouser pocket knows about the annoying puzzle of women's clothing: pockets rarely work. - Christina Binkley

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematical rigor is like clothing: in its style it ought to suit the occasion, and it diminishes comfort and restrains freedom of movement if it is neither too loose or too tight. - G.F. Simmons

Many cultures believe that on a certain day - Halloween, the Irish Samhain Eve, Mexico's 'Dia de los Muertos' - the veil between this world and the next is especially thin. - Michael Dirda

There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez;
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too. - Cassandra Peterson

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon


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04-Jun-2020