![]() Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White see also Bathroom & Redneck Sections Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck TP Holder Toilet Art Toilet Paper Inspiration Toilet Sprinkler System TP Protector TP Toilet Uplifting Throne |
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