I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler see also Aging & Medical Sections A. A. A. D. D. Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Dreams Come True |
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