Chocolate Is A Vegetable

Proof that candy bars are healthy


Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember: “STRESSED” spelled backward is “DESSERTS.”


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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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26-Jan-2020