Careful Dentist

How to get the best care for your teeth


A woman goes to the dentist to fix an annoying tooth ache.

As the dentist leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.

The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”

The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

The most influential person who will talk to you all day is you, so you should be very careful about what you say to you. - Zig Ziglar

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. - Malcolm X


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16-May-2022