1. The dog lives here. You don’t. 2. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What’s your point? 4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. 5. It’s his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his. 6. I like him a lot better than I like most people. 7. To you he’s a dog. To me he’s an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things. 8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t smoke, or drink, don’t worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, and they don’t need a gazillion dollars for college. see also   Dog  &  Kids  Sections 25 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids Buy A Dog If You Want Loyalty Couch Dog vs. Paint Shop Pros   2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars a real Bald Eagle Roo With No Respect Cheap Birthday Card Hug Me A Shark Ate My Homework Victorian Bathing Machine Winter in Wyoming He Looks Just Like His Father! Key Frame Jet Propelled Eagle Frisbee Dog Studley Tool Chest Dog Balance We Haul It All 3 Stages Of A Man's Life TurbAnne - India's Iron Lady Italian Fire Exit Obesity Is OK Frost Bite

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