1. The dog lives here. You don’t. 2. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What’s your point? 4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. 5. It’s his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his. 6. I like him a lot better than I like most people. 7. To you he’s a dog. To me he’s an adopted son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things. 8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t smoke, or drink, don’t worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, and they don’t need a gazillion dollars for college. see also   Dog  &  Kids  Sections 25 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids Buy A Dog If You Want Loyalty Couch Dog vs. Paint Shop Pros   The New Canada Pail Face 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Redneck DoorBells Psychic Fair Panda Push Lunch Apple Protective Wings Socket To Me Work Not I Shoot People! Warm Them Up Nautical Sense of Humour Vegan Brownies Worst Action Photographer New Ghost Rider Paint Ladder Sidewalk Malt Melt Redneck Post Support Indiana Jeans

28-Nov-2020