An Irishman moves to Canada & attends his first baseball game. The first batter
approached the batter’s box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone
was on their feet screaming, “RUN, RUN.” I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin see also Nationality & Sports Sections Flooded Ireland Streets Going Green for Ireland Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! Irish Alzheimers Irish Bar Irish Birth Control Irish Diplomacy Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sunblock Irish Virgin Irish Weather Forecasting Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland The Fert What’s Under The Kilt? |
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