A monastery was perched high on an isolated cliff, and the only way to reach it was to ride in a basket which was hauled to the top by a team of monks. Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks Some keep the Sabbath going to Church I keep it, staying at Home With a Bobolink for a Chorister And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith see also Religious, Stress & Survivor Sections Celebate or Celebrate? Friar Thumper Gambling Chips Greek Monk Monk’s Christmas Vow Monk’s Fish And Chip Stand Monk’s Story Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Tiny Monks |
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