On the local railway, children age 10 and under travel at half-price. As the
conductor began checking tickets, a woman sitting next to her daughter told her
daughter, “Now remember, you are only 10.” The girl nodded her head.
The conductor approached and asked the girl, “How old are you?”
“And when will you be 11?”
“When I get off this train!”
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