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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump