The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view of the onlookers, a killer whale ate them both. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “Return to Sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. Feeling better? see also   Stress  Section   The New Canada Pail Face 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Redneck DoorBells Psychic Fair Panda Push Lunch Apple Protective Wings Socket To Me Work Not I Shoot People! Warm Them Up Nautical Sense of Humour Vegan Brownies Worst Action Photographer New Ghost Rider Paint Ladder Sidewalk Malt Melt Redneck Post Support Indiana Jeans

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