Redneck Funeral

Redneck funeral “low”lights... just moving on, Pa!

Who says you can’t take it with you?



Redneck Funeral where you can take it with you when you die

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah


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26-Oct-2020