If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron stock, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom stock, you would have had less than $5.00 left. Then who would pay for your Social Security? But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan. see also   Finance   Section   Canadian Drive-Thru Work At Home Mom German Car Parkade Dog Face or Dog Butt? Trunk Minions Despicable Watermelon New Parking Spot For Women Popcorn Cremation Time Is Free Fishing Trip in New Zealand Happy 4th of July Click Click Imaging Specialists Awkward Soldier Salute You Turn

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