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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump