Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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04-Jul-2020