Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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19-Oct-2020