Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
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What’s In Easter?

 

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02-Jul-2022