Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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22-Sep-2021