Middle East History by College Students Hydrangia transportation to Mecca?
[World history as told by college students - mangled
moments of civilization from Term Papers and Exams...]
Every Moslem is encouraged to go to Mecca
on a hydrangia.
Islam was founded around 1900. The
Koran took place during the
Tang Dynasty. Believers take the five pills
of faith. Ramadan is the feast of
fast-breaking. Hindus are Muslims from
India. Sunnites believe in the sun. The Druze
are an Islamic sex. Some are restrictualists and others disagree. Women are very
oppressed in Iran, where they are forced to be in a chapatti for all activities.
The idea here is to keep them barefoot and child-proof.
Shiites are Islamic feminists.
Mosques are what the people are required to
wear to church.
Taliban is the language of Africa.
The Baathist Party stands for socialism and
The Iran-Iraq War was fought in the
nineteenth century between the Arabs and Israel. The Camp David Accord was when
Reagan ended the Iran-Iroque War. Saddam Hussein is ruler of the Iraquois who
used venomous gas and kamakazies against his own people. This was an act of
premedication. An angry world proclaimed him to be abdominal.
The Iranian Revolution led to the power of
Komoto as supreme one.
The main problem in the Middle East today is that there are problems. There
would not be all these problems if the West Bank would lend more money to the
Arabs and if the Palaced Indians were not so troublesome. Many of the countries
suffer rule by monocolism.
The Pershing Gulf War began when Satan
Husane invaided Kiwi and Sandy Arabia.
The P.L.O. is the airline of Israel.
The U.S. Secretary of State is Coleman Paul.
We are glad that the Persian war ended with victory to the cotillion. Current
cause for concern is the creeping of fomentalism among the people. This spells
out the whole thing in a nuthouse.