[The newly hired bellhop was discussing with an older employee the matter of tips…]
Senior bellhop: “Just wait for the Preachers’ Convention.”
New bellhop: “Why - are they cheap?”
Senior bellhop: “Let’s put it this way. Last year they showed up with the Ten
Commandments in one hand and a ten dollar bill in the other, and when they left they hadn’t broken either.”
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