Redneck Dog Carrier

Every Redneck’s Busch-league companion

Man’s best friend awaits your brewing & viewing!





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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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16-Feb-2020