“Madame fortune teller, tell me: Are there golf courses in heaven?”
“I have good news, and I have bad news.”
“What’s the good news?”
“The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!”
“That’s wonderful, but what’s the bad news?”
“You’ll be teeing off at 7:30 tomorrow morning.”
see also
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