An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Ukrainian perogies with fried onions wafting up the stairs. I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Food, Marriage, Religious & Tombstone Sections Ukrainian Christmas |
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