[The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was serious and written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II. Obviously, the intent was not to be “funny,” but by today’s standards, this is hilarious...] Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare Always be smarter than the people who hire you. - Lena Horne I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29 Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard see also Office & Work Sections Work Uniforms |
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