A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!” A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin It's better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham see also Stress & Survivor Sections Aye Matey Halifax Pirate Happy ARRRRRRRHH! How To Become A Pirate Pirate Breakfast Pirate Patch Pirate Ship Bedroom Pirate Star Wars Pirate’s Steering Wheel Pirate X-ray Road Pirate Somalia Pirate Souvenir |
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