Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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07-Apr-2020