Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie


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17-May-2022