In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.
The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”
What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats
Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius
We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid
When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats
Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius
We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid
When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin
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