Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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25-Jan-2020