In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie see also Blonde, Genie & Restaurant Sections Always Use Your Mirrors Blonde Car Mirror Brick Bike Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing Female IT Experts How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror Makeup Mirror Mid Room Mirror Mirror Bike Mirror Image Mirror Lake Mirror Objects Mirror Shaking Mirror Solution |
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