Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything. - Gerald Barzan

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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30-May-2020