In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.
The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”
It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley
Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar
All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham
Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley
Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar
All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham
Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie
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