Bed For Blondes

A blonde’s alternative to lame furniture

Caution: This bed is only for blondes who can read!



Blonde Bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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21-Sep-2020