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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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05-Dec-2021