Chia Car

Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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03-Jun-2020