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Have you watered your car lately?

German gardener germinates seed-iest car of the year





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We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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24-Sep-2020