After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an ‘A’ for the exam.”
Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”
Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an ‘A’, as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an ‘A’, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”
I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison
In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. - Cassius
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan
The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. - T S Eliot
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results. - Tony Robbins
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? - Unknown
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown
I wasn't afraid to fail. Something good always comes out of failure. - Anne Baxter
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard
Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon
If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. - Abraham Lincoln
One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay
The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes
I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt
In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. - Cassius
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan
The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. - T S Eliot
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results. - Tony Robbins
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? - Unknown
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown
I wasn't afraid to fail. Something good always comes out of failure. - Anne Baxter
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard
Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon
If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. - Abraham Lincoln
One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay
The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes
I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt
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