After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an ‘A’ for the exam.”
Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”
Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an ‘A’, as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an ‘A’, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”
Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying
I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison
Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar
If we are afraid to fail, we are doomed to fail. - John C Maxwell
Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca
Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price
Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill
Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough
Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I wasn't afraid to fail. Something good always comes out of failure. - Anne Baxter
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton
Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden
I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process. - Oprah Winfrey
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard
You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho
My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn
You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis
The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau
That's why many fail - because they don't get started - they don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin. - W. Clement Stone
I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan
To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig
I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison
Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar
If we are afraid to fail, we are doomed to fail. - John C Maxwell
Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca
Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price
Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill
Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough
Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I wasn't afraid to fail. Something good always comes out of failure. - Anne Baxter
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton
Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden
I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process. - Oprah Winfrey
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard
You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho
My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn
You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis
The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau
That's why many fail - because they don't get started - they don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin. - W. Clement Stone
I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan
To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig
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