Heart Attack Grill

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Heart Attack Grill - for those looking forward to Bypass Surgery Home of the Double, Triple & Quadruple Bypass Burger 6185 W Chandler Boulevard, Chandler, Arizona founded in 2005 by Jon Basso Customers are referred to as “patients”, orders as “prescriptions”, and the waitresses as “nurses” Menu options include “Single”, “Double”, “Triple” and “Quadruple Bypass” hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef; “Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer, liquor and soft drinks. The names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, referring to the danger of developing atherosclerosis from the food’s high proportion of saturated fat and hugely excessive caloric content. The Quadruple Bypass burger - with 8,000 calories Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by a waitress (this guy’s on “weight-rest”!) Ingredients of a Quadruple Bypass burger see also   Bizarre,  Food  &  Restaurant  Sections Triple Bypass Burger Ultimate Manwich Very Fat Burger   Improvise, Adapt, Overcome Flower Lips Bird Walker Never Go Full Retard Multi-Pilot Jet Teethbrushes Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you! Picture Perfect Same Mistake Twice How To Build A Fence Horse-Back Riding Social Distancing Fine Burnout Indication Lost Luggage A Balanced Diet Bowen Arrow Business School Basics Broken Potted Plant Art Fish Hat Fairy Soap

30-May-2020