Heart Attack Grill
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Heart Attack Grill - for those looking forward to Bypass Surgery Home of the Double, Triple & Quadruple Bypass Burger 6185 W Chandler Boulevard, Chandler, Arizona founded in 2005 by Jon Basso  Customers are referred to as “patients”, orders as “prescriptions”, and the waitresses as “nurses”  Menu options include “Single”, “Double”, “Triple” and “Quadruple Bypass” hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef; “Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer, liquor and soft drinks. The names imply coronary artery bypass surgery, referring to the danger of developing atherosclerosis from the food’s high proportion of saturated fat and hugely excessive caloric content.  The Quadruple Bypass burger - with 8,000 calories  Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by a waitress (this guy’s on “weight-rest”!)  Ingredients of a Quadruple Bypass burger  see also Bizarre, Food & Restaurant Sections Triple Bypass Burger Ultimate Manwich Very Fat Burger
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