![]() Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Redneck & Truck Sections Redneck Roof |
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