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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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23-Feb-2020