Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded with rolls of sod. “I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde #1. “Do what?” asked Blonde #2. “Send my lawn out to be mowed.” see also   Blonde,  Inspiration  &  Lottery   Sections   Lean Beer Cow Skiing Trail Closed 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Toothpaste Holder Sun Top Roof With Sun Substitute Tiger Dog No More Arguing Multi-Pour Coffee Pot Things Bottled Up Cake Message SnowCut Depressing Situation Dark Ages for Jews Chinese BBQ Starbucks Goes Extra Mile Turbo Snail Power Outage Beijing Redneck Late Lecture

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