Coffee in Heaven

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohammed?” he asks. “No my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.” Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, “Are you Mohammed?” “Why no,” he answers, “I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.” Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Mohammed?” “No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.” Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question. “Are you Mohammed?” he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. “No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?” Obama says, “Yes please!” As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out, “Hey, Mohammed, two coffee!” see also   Government,  Heaven  &  Religious   Sections 3D Latte Art Café Cappuccino Canadian Fast Food Canadian Hot Check Coffee Level Coffee And Viagra Coffee Attack Coffee Bean Grinder Coffee Cat Coffee D Cups Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers Coffee Morning Coffee Owl Painting Coffee Steps Coffee Thread COPD Assistant Cup of Mona Lisa Dog Holder & Coffee Warmer-Upper Everything Is Bigger In Texas Eye For Coffee Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes Free Coffee Hot Coffee It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand Latte Art Legal Grounds Morning Coffee Morning Coffee Break Multi-Pour Coffee Pot Owl Have A Coffee Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Coffee Table Safest Place In Canada Spill Proof Cup Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans Starbucks Bethlehem Starbucks’ New Mega Coffee Store Tested Coffee Summer Coffee Tim’s Puffer Wired For Coffee   Challenge Accepted Subway Camouflage In Stitches Great White 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Can I Lick It It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Velociraptor Defined Redneck Muffler Repair Drama Queen Diary He Looks Just Like His Father! Happy Snow Car Sand Strap Experience Redneck Calf Feeder BaCoN T-Shirt

21-Feb-2020