“Old” Is When

Are you an Oldster?


“OLD” IS WHEN...   Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN...   Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   You are cautioned to slow down by the Doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative today.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   “Gets lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

“OLD” IS WHEN...   You’re not sure if these are facts or joe-ks.


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10-Dec-2019