A Coca-Cola salesman returned from his assignment to China. A friend asked him, “Why weren’t you successful with the Chinese?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Mandarin.
So I planned to convey the message through three posters.
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.”
“Terrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.
“It should have,” said the salesman, “but no one told me they read from right to left!”
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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace
Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies
Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker
A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell
The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly
The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan
A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump
One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall
Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace
Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies
Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker
A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell
The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly
The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan
A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump
One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall
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