![]() France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Every dog has his day. - Unknown Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog Section |
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