![]() Debate: What lures de fishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson It is better to debate a question before settling it than to settle a question before debating it. - Old Adage At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bathroom Section |
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