![]() Ask a Cat Veterinarian There is no easy way to administer medicine to your cat ... unless your cat likes Rogaine and Viagra Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Cat, Hospital & Medical Sections Bathing A Cat Better With Viagra Coffee And Viagra Colorectal Surgeon Praise New Drugs For Men Nursing Home Care Tiagra Viagra Elephant Viagra Overdose Viagra Switch |
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