Holiday Office

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry