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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller