Missing File

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Backup Disk: Spare Frisbie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco