Missing File

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco