![]() Hard drive data recovery, one byte at a time The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker Backup Disk: Spare Frisbie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco see also Computer Section Cloud Computing Computer Memory Family Computer Resuscitation FireFox vs. Windows Frozen Windows How Grandma Handles Windows Japanese Haiku Windows Messages LadyNet Texas Bank Security “USB Device Not Recognized” USB Lost Memory Stick Mac Support USB Vacuum Cleaner USB Protection Waiting For Windows To Boot Windows 2000 Bug List Windows For Cats You Are Grounded |
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