![]() Hard drive data recovery, one byte at a time The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore When one person is missing the whole world seems empty. - Pat Schweibert It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco see also Computer Section Cloud Computing Computer Memory Family Computer Resuscitation FireFox vs. Windows Frozen Windows How Grandma Handles Windows Japanese Haiku Windows Messages LadyNet Texas Bank Security “USB Device Not Recognized” USB Lost Memory Stick Mac Support USB Vacuum Cleaner USB Protection Waiting For Windows To Boot Windows 2000 Bug List Windows For Cats You Are Grounded |
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