Redneck Ceiling Fan

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman