![]() Creating an e-Fish-sent and Illusive Office environment Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg Lead Sled Dog Office Cubicle Inspiration Org Chart - Simplified Version Space Savers |
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